Are YOU Ready For The End Times?

How many of you have prepared for the end times? Well, if you haven't, shame on you! The End Times are near and the New World Order is going to be coming for you very very soon.

An important preparation for the End Times and the New World Order stromtrooper attack is knowing how to defend yourself. If you don't know how to do that, you will be slapped around like a silly little rag doll and some of the nasty stormtroopers may even call you Sally. Now I guess that's OK if your name happens to be Sally, but for the rest of us with different names, well that could be horrible!

So learn some techniques to keep yourself safe from the nasty and scary NWO. Get a video or join a Kung Fu club so you can learn to kick the stuffing out of mean people. This may be the only way you will be safe when the NWO comes to drag your sorry ass into the night.