Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Mr.RashBone Wants YOU!

Helloooooo my Patriot and Militia friends! Mr. RashBone back with you again today to announce that I am now on Twitter! Yes, I know, it has been a long time coming but Mr. RashBone has finally joined the land of the "connected" and made a twitter account. As you know, it is very important that you and I keep in constant contact because if we don't, the evil ones and Lizard people will destroy the universe and we will be very very sad! So my friends, please stop by my twitter page and follow me and be my friend! I am looking forward to seeing you there where we can share our most passionate thoughts and wishes! https://twitter.com/#!/MrRashBone

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Rifle Preps for SHTF

Hello my Patriot and Militia friends! As you know, the end times are near and we are getting ever closer to a time when all things will be very bad! It is because of this that we must prepare now or we will be stuck in a small hole somewhere far far away, sucking our thumbs and crying loudly for our mommy to come save us. If you haven't purchased your firearms yet, I suggest that you do it today otherwise you will be dead within 15 minutes of the apocalypse. Zombie hoards will attack you from all angles and they will bite deeply into your skull and suck what remains of your brains right out of your head. In some cases, while they are ripping into your skull, you will hear them giggling. Zombies often giggle when they eat brains. Below is a short video of Mr. RashBone shooting his trusty .22 caliber rifle. A .22 caliber rifle is a perfect SHTF rifle because the ammo is light, cheap and you can carry a huge amount of it. Many will say that the .22 caliber bullet is too small to be effective for defense against the zombie hoards but remember, your enemy won't be carrying 5000 rounds of rifle ammo because it is too heavy. You on the other hand can carry 5000 rounds of .22 and not even notice the weight! By the time your enemy runs out of long range, high power ammo, you will still have 4000 rounds left to harass them into submission! Not only that, you can hunt small game so you can survive the coming death!