North Korea is a Pile of Garbage

I told myself that I would just not write anything about these silly North Koreans but I just can't help myself unfortunately so now you will be graced with my view on these moronic little turds.

North Korea has been a nagging little bag of snot since the late 40's and they seem to feel that if they kick and scream like a little child we will give them things. This of course is our fault because we have done this over and over again in the past. North Korea yells and screams like a hungry baby and we being morons give them whatever they want. Well, it looks as though this is about to change. Instead of sending North Korea food or money, we are sending them a Naval welcoming party which is fully armed and fully capable of making North Korean people's eyes melt in their silly brain washed heads. The question is whether the "dear leader" is stupid enough to fire off some of his outdated artillery while we are in the area.

I see a lot of people saying that the "dear leader" is a whack job and a nut case and while I tend to agree, I will also give that dirty little bastard some credit. I mean seriously, ask yourself if you are cool enough to be able to sway over 23 million people into being your dumb little slaves and ask yourself if you are smart enough to be able to completely block all of them off from the outside world and lastly, ask yourself if you could defy a world superpower for years without being turned into a glimmering nuclear cloud of death. Personally, I would say the "dear leader" has done a pretty damn fine job of being an evil little smurf.

For the reasons stated above, I do not see North Korea shooting off any of their weapons while we are there. He may be psychotic but he is not stupid. He understands perfectly well that his stupid little country could very well become a smelly vapor cloud if he does anything. The only thing that dumb ass will be shooting off is his mouth.

Something else that bothers me about this whole pile of garbage is China. China is a disgraceful douche stained country and anyone who thinks otherwise is a big stinking asshole. North Korea sinks a warship and kills a bunch of sailors, they shell an island and kill 4 people and injure 20 more, and then all of the other things that they have done yet China doesn't do anything about it. Anyone who thinks that China is our friend is smoking a fat crack pipe filled with cow shit. I say since China is backing North Korea we no longer trade with them. Tell China they can have Walmart back and they can sell their widgets to Russia. The stupid ass Russians are no better so let those two butt snakes play with each other.

Speaking of Russia, if you happen to believe that Russia is our friend, once again you are smoking some serious jungle weed and you need to be shot in the face with a large heavy bullet over and over again. Russia is still our enemy and they need to go to hell.

And now for those spaz bags that say North Korea is a great place and we should keep our noses out of it. Screw you and die. We didn't start the conflict and we didn't ask for the conflict. If you honestly think North Korea is such a great place, I will rent a plane and fly you over there and throw you out of it.

And finally, my prediction. North Korea will not do a damn thing and they will settle down until we leave. They will then huff and puff like a retarded dragon until someone gives in and gives them another bag of rice. They will continue to say that they have nuclear weapons and that they are going to blast the USA into the fiery depths of hell and that they are going to rain down on the "puppet government" of South Korea and destroy them. This is all that will ever happen in that region until the USA decides we no longer want to play with the North Korean Cartoon characters. Once we have had enough of them, we will finally go in and blow them back into the ground so we can start over again.

North Koreans are assholes and the government of North Korea deserves to die. I can only hope that one day we will destroy them.

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