The Book of Mormon and Aliens... Shocking

Did you know that the book of Mormon tells of how space aliens are going to come down here and suck our brains out? Well it is true! So since this is true, what is one to do to keep their brain secure from these nasty scary space aliens? Well first of all, a helmet would be a very good idea.

The book of Mormon tells us exactly what plans the space aliens and New World Order have in store for us and you can read all about it if you get your free book of Moron by checking out their website. I don't actually know what the address is to their site but I'm sure since your brains have not been sucked out by aliens yet, you will have no problem finding it.

Get your Moron book today so you can keep your brain safe. Well, unless you don't have a brain to begin with.